The baby formally known as “Bloob” is no longer the size of a blueberry and is infact now the size of a tiny, tiny tortoise! My God I want this tortoise from a picture I stole off the internet. Thinking about it it could be a giant raspberry, I can’t honestly tell you if they’re sitting on tiny stones or massive boulders and there’s no way to tell. This will forever remain a mystery.
Tappy (that’s my nickname for my partner because I’m sick of calling her “my partner”) is still very sickly and off of her food 😦 She can’t wait for “tortoise” to be the size of a lemon which is when most women get over morning sickness. We’ll probably call it something hilarious like “Lemz”, what a pair of characters we are!