I WANT A BLOODY RAINBOW BLANKET!!

My mum is amazing at knitting and has made shawls for all her grandchildren so far. She asked me what colour I’d like her to knit it so naturally I asked for rainbow. Anyway apparently she can’t do rainbow… … what? selfish bloody selfish.

Gaycation

Me and Tappy got married 4 years ago (back in those days it wasn’t even recognised as a marriage *puffs pipe*). We’re not the richest people in the world and neither of us are big on attention so we kept our wedding as cheap as possible but spent about the same again on our honeymoon….

I name thee Giraffey of Twomums

I bought this cute giraffey thing off the internet without telling Tappy, apparently I need her consent to dress this baby up like a crazy…she is going to be very disappointed. Also while telling my dog how we were going to have fake camping in the living room, putting blankets over the couch to make…

Tu ck-ck er

Today we saw our little ange kicking about like a little froglet! It was amazing. I was so scared waiting to go in, just hoping everything was ok and thankfully it was. I know it might sound stupid but I couldn’t believe how much it was moving about. You only ever seem to see things…

Susie Bingo.

We have our 12 week scan tomorrow. Normally this would be your first scan and I keep almost telling people it is but it’s actually our second. Tappy had some quite heavy bleeding a few weeks ago and so we had a scan then when it was just a little blob with a heartbeat almost…

Thank you young man.

Beautiful example of small town lesbian problems from a friend of ours. Cashier: I love your hair S: Thanks (smile) Cashier: I’d love to have my hair like that but I’m afraid people would think I’m a lesbian S: Yeah it happens (sucks air in through teeth) You’ve got to laugh 🙂 I’ve got boy…

It’s the Kinder in you.

It hit me that Tappy’s belly is like the world’s greatest Kinder Egg right now. What’s it going to be? A boy or a girl? A skinny little thing or a chubster? Have all its fingers and toes? Be a mermaid?…*gasp* I hope it doesn’t come out in one of those little egg things though…

Oranges are not the only Black, or something.

Almost 12 weeks now and I’m going to tell my work peoples tomorrow that Tappy is pregnant. I’m a bit nervous about it but I’m not at the same time. I need to ask for the time off to go to the scan and I can’t be bothered to act all mysterious and say it’s…

For A Bloody Chair??

It seems nowadays, what with me being such an old fart, that new parents seem to think they need every item under the sun for their new family member and without these things the child will…well I have no idea what people think will happen if they don’t have a feeding chair. A bloody feeding…

Baby Brain.

11 weeks old today which means it’s only one more week until I can tell everyone! My mum says back when she was pregnant with us there wasn’t any of this 12 weeks thing and you just told people as soon as you knew but she says a lot of stuff so whatever (leave me…

Everybody knows, Tappy loves MASHED POTATOES

We’ve got a date for our (should have been) first scan, exciting stuff! We’ll get the the due date but not the sex of the baby. I have been told that it can sometimes be possible to tell the sex from this scan but I think it’s unlikely. Not much other news on the baby…

10 weeks

10 weeks today, size of a date, hopefully not sticky and disgusting like a date, I’m not a fan of dates, sticky little bastards. Tappy’s still getting morning sickness bless her, making her a mismog (that’s miserable between me and you). It’s only 2 weeks now until we can start telling everyone and we’ll also…