I will punch him in the face when I get strong

Yesterday we had our tour of the maternity ward. I still don’t know where to go. I’m sure if I just run in there shouting “Help! She’s having a baby!” someone is bound to help us out.

Tappy quite fancies a water birth, I thought this seemed like a really good idea and so was looking forward to seeing that room. Have you seen the size of those things? They’re really deep, I think I’d shit myself trying to get a pregnant Tappy in and out of that! Anyway I think she’s probably going to give that a go.

We have our first parenting class on Thursday so I’ll be even more of an expert after that. Feed them, clean them, don’t let them play with scissors, keep them warm, make sure they have a good selection of hats, etc. Piece of piss.

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