The First Attempt

And so it begins! Or so I thought, I did the ovulation test and there was no smiley face. WHAT? I’d literally just written a post about how accurate the tests had been! I wasn’t impressed. I let babydaddy know and we put our first try back by 24 hours. 24 hours takes longer when…

Time to start TTC!!

This blog was started when my wife fell pregnant to track the hilarity that would happen to a pair of lesbians living in a small white town, but nooo all you straight people are all cool with the gays now and so the few hilarious things have been from really old people who we don’t…