6 weeks pregnant

My God I’m grumpy! I can’t stop whinging! Saying that it did make me smile to find out this week is when my no-bump’s heart as started beating, awww. Not much to mention this week, I’m hot and irritable, my feet hurt and I’m overly emotional. I feel this could have been the case this…

Attempt #5 He shoots, he scores!!

I mentioned at the end of my last post that I’ve now managed to conceive but I didn’t say how we did it this time. We only had two attempts this try instead of the usual three (obviously didn’t matter), the difference with these attempts were they were made a fair bit earlier than we…

4th time isn’t a charm, turns out that’s not even a saying!

So the 4th try wasn’t successful and baby daddy wasn’t around to try the month after so 5th attempt was postponed. At this point I feel like I’m going to go through the menopause before I get pregnant, this made me a bit naughty. I went to the doctor and explained the situation, only I…

Fourth time lucky! That’s a saying isn’t it?

So that didn’t bloody work! I tried telling a friend of mine that baby daddy’s been giving me dodgy sperm but apparently the fact my partner has already got pregnant with his sperm meant it was probably fine. What a bitch. We were going to baby daddy’s and his boyfriends for Easter Sunday, the day…

The Third Attempt.

…hang on a minute, where was the second attempt?…it was in my head ok, I was never one for homework, stop giving me greif! Anyway spoiler alert for the second attempt, it didn’t work. I’ll give a quick breifing on what we did on the second attempt… The Second Attempt. Got upside down on a…

The First Attempt

And so it begins! Or so I thought, I did the ovulation test and there was no smiley face. WHAT? I’d literally just written a post about how accurate the tests had been! I wasn’t impressed. I let babydaddy know and we put our first try back by 24 hours. 24 hours takes longer when…

Time to start TTC!!

This blog was started when my wife fell pregnant to track the hilarity that would happen to a pair of lesbians living in a small white town, but nooo all you straight people are all cool with the gays now and so the few hilarious things have been from really old people who we don’t…

Where do babies come from?

Looking at past pictures of Edie and how much she’s grown it was making me think how she’ll be in the future. I was wondering about that moment when Edie will come to us and ask “how are babies made?”. I know a lot of parents try to avoid the subject and distract them with…

New Shoes??

On our walk abouts today we decided to pop in Clarkes, a top quality shoe shop, to get Edie’s feet measured. Don’t start thinking we had any intention of buying shoes there, naturally we were getting her size so we could get some cheap ones online like any good mothers would. The assistants were busy…

Pregnancy Belly

When we found out my partner was pregnant I insisted we took a photo of her growing belly every morning. In my typical style I forgot most of the time but I did get a lot. Here’s the video of our little monkey growing!

Co-Parenting Profiles

We searched loads of cabbage patches, gooseberry bushes, there are no storks to be found round our way so eventually we decided to google it and we found Co-parentmatch.com. Basically it’s like a dating site but where you’re asking if someone wants to mix their genes with you. It was all a bit odd really…

Edie’s Weekly Round-up

What did she get up to this week then? Last weekend she caught a stomach bug off of her friend. She gave that to me and timed it in such a way that I would start puking at work, she’s a clever girl. This is another of those moments that every parent turns around and…