6 weeks pregnant

My God I’m grumpy! I can’t stop whinging! Saying that it did make me smile to find out this week is when my no-bump’s heart as started beating, awww. Not much to mention this week, I’m hot and irritable, my feet hurt and I’m overly emotional. I feel this could have been the case this…

4 weeks pregnant

Today I am 4 weeks pregnant (you might have figured that out from the title) but it’s day 6 of knowing I’m pregnant. In the last week I think I’ve managed to have just about every pregnancy symptom possible! To be fair that was why I did the test 4 days earlier than my period…

Attempt #5 He shoots, he scores!!

I mentioned at the end of my last post that I’ve now managed to conceive but I didn’t say how we did it this time. We only had two attempts this try instead of the usual three (obviously didn’t matter), the difference with these attempts were they were made a fair bit earlier than we…

4th time isn’t a charm, turns out that’s not even a saying!

So the 4th try wasn’t successful and baby daddy wasn’t around to try the month after so 5th attempt was postponed. At this point I feel like I’m going to go through the menopause before I get pregnant, this made me a bit naughty. I went to the doctor and explained the situation, only I…

Fourth time lucky! That’s a saying isn’t it?

So that didn’t bloody work! I tried telling a friend of mine that baby daddy’s been giving me dodgy sperm but apparently the fact my partner has already got pregnant with his sperm meant it was probably fine. What a bitch. We were going to baby daddy’s and his boyfriends for Easter Sunday, the day…

The Third Attempt.

…hang on a minute, where was the second attempt?…it was in my head ok, I was never one for homework, stop giving me greif! Anyway spoiler alert for the second attempt, it didn’t work. I’ll give a quick breifing on what we did on the second attempt… The Second Attempt. Got upside down on a…

Gordon’s a nice name.

Today is the day my period was due to start. Today was the day I had my fingers crossed that my period wouldn’t start. It started 2 days ago 😦 I suppose if it was going to start I’m glad it was earlier than later, the waiting was going on forever. Today I had a…

Time to start TTC!!

This blog was started when my wife fell pregnant to track the hilarity that would happen to a pair of lesbians living in a small white town, but nooo all you straight people are all cool with the gays now and so the few hilarious things have been from really old people who we don’t…

Birthday Baby

A year ago today we had a tiny little pink blob to look after with a brand new face that we didn’t know. Today we have a big blobby pink thing with a face we know very well who makes us smile every day. Loads of people came round to see her today and luckily…

Where do babies come from?

Looking at past pictures of Edie and how much she’s grown it was making me think how she’ll be in the future. I was wondering about that moment when Edie will come to us and ask “how are babies made?”. I know a lot of parents try to avoid the subject and distract them with…

Pregnancy Belly

When we found out my partner was pregnant I insisted we took a photo of her growing belly every morning. In my typical style I forgot most of the time but I did get a lot. Here’s the video of our little monkey growing!

Co-Parenting Profiles

We searched loads of cabbage patches, gooseberry bushes, there are no storks to be found round our way so eventually we decided to google it and we found Co-parentmatch.com. Basically it’s like a dating site but where you’re asking if someone wants to mix their genes with you. It was all a bit odd really…