6 weeks pregnant

My God I’m grumpy! I can’t stop whinging! Saying that it did make me smile to find out this week is when my no-bump’s heart as started beating, awww. Not much to mention this week, I’m hot and irritable, my feet hurt and I’m overly emotional. I feel this could have been the case this…

5 weeks pregnant

Yesterday I was 5 weeks pregnant. When I googled this it told me my baby was now the size of a pepper corn…hang on a minute, last week you told me an apple pip! I can’t be bothered with the size anymore, just tell me what’s going on with him/her. It’s heart is forming, it…

4 weeks pregnant

Today I am 4 weeks pregnant (you might have figured that out from the title) but it’s day 6 of knowing I’m pregnant. In the last week I think I’ve managed to have just about every pregnancy symptom possible! To be fair that was why I did the test 4 days earlier than my period…

4th time isn’t a charm, turns out that’s not even a saying!

So the 4th try wasn’t successful and baby daddy wasn’t around to try the month after so 5th attempt was postponed. At this point I feel like I’m going to go through the menopause before I get pregnant, this made me a bit naughty. I went to the doctor and explained the situation, only I…

Fourth time lucky! That’s a saying isn’t it?

So that didn’t bloody work! I tried telling a friend of mine that baby daddy’s been giving me dodgy sperm but apparently the fact my partner has already got pregnant with his sperm meant it was probably fine. What a bitch. We were going to baby daddy’s and his boyfriends for Easter Sunday, the day…

Gordon’s a nice name.

Today is the day my period was due to start. Today was the day I had my fingers crossed that my period wouldn’t start. It started 2 days ago 😦 I suppose if it was going to start I’m glad it was earlier than later, the waiting was going on forever. Today I had a…

The First Attempt

And so it begins! Or so I thought, I did the ovulation test and there was no smiley face. WHAT? I’d literally just written a post about how accurate the tests had been! I wasn’t impressed. I let babydaddy know and we put our first try back by 24 hours. 24 hours takes longer when…

Time to start TTC!!

This blog was started when my wife fell pregnant to track the hilarity that would happen to a pair of lesbians living in a small white town, but nooo all you straight people are all cool with the gays now and so the few hilarious things have been from really old people who we don’t…

Birthday Baby

A year ago today we had a tiny little pink blob to look after with a brand new face that we didn’t know. Today we have a big blobby pink thing with a face we know very well who makes us smile every day. Loads of people came round to see her today and luckily…

Where do babies come from?

Looking at past pictures of Edie and how much she’s grown it was making me think how she’ll be in the future. I was wondering about that moment when Edie will come to us and ask “how are babies made?”. I know a lot of parents try to avoid the subject and distract them with…

I will punch him in the face when I get strong

Yesterday we had our tour of the maternity ward. I still don’t know where to go. I’m sure if I just run in there shouting “Help! She’s having a baby!” someone is bound to help us out. Tappy quite fancies a water birth, I thought this seemed like a really good idea and so was…

Get off my land!

I need to apologise to my town. The name of this blog really came about as it’s easy to feel like the only lesbians who exist sometimes. Growing up here I would constantly hear homophobic things and general ignorance which I didn’t experience as much when living in a city. I came back here because…