A friend told me about this. They got a load of babies, plugged wires into their brains, forced them to listen to all kinds of sounds to test which ones they liked best. Monsters. I’ve probably made it sound worse than it was…or made some of it up. But they really did test which sounds…
Month: Sep 2017
Resting bitch face
I’m worried Edie might have a serious case of resting bitch face. I’m even more worried that if she doesn’t that’s just the look she gives me! Compare that with this… Maybe it’s because she’s a skinhead, she might not be able to speak yet but her eyes are saying “you want some? I’ll give…
My Perfect Cousin
Edie has a cousin. Actually Edie has lots of cousins but one in particular has a soft spot for her. This is Walter. The very first time Walter met Edie we took some lovely pictures of them together. He was smiling away but Edie was giving him the evil eye. It’s a funny picture that…
Remember when we’d hang around in McDonald’s car park drinking?…
…yeah course I do, it was only Sunday! The beauty of having that moment when Edie’s gone to sleep. She’s not like most babies, she only has half hour naps at a time, 40 minutes if you’re lucky. When she wakes up she’s ready to go straight away. You can set your watch by her….
Werk! Supermodel!
Edie had a photo shoot yesterday, she was spotted by a top designer who’s going to get her on the cover of vogue! That’s what I like to tell myself anyway. There’s a baby competition in the local paper and of course we’ve entered our little angel in it. They put the photos in the…